The real story about Adrian Mole

I start with the main characters:

Nigel: Is the rich and retard boy in the story, he doesn't have any brains, and the only thing he knows well how to do is telling lyes. He's house in huge and he has lots of cool stuff in his house. He's a prep.

Adrian's Father: Is an alcoholic loser who is very depress about his live. He can't even hold a job, so he gets fired from his job over and over......

Adrian's Mother: We don't know what her actually does, but i guess she gets money just from having sexual relations with Mr.Lucas . I felt so sad when I figured out that she was prostituting herself in order to feed his son, Adrian. But even when she's doing and effort to keep the family, the house gets broke because Adrian instead of buying food or saving up money, wastes all the money that her mum dishonestly won, making phone calls to Tunisia, buying pornographic magazines and shopping some expensive medicines for curing his spots.
So the reason why Adrian's mother leaves his husband and son, is because she can't afford to pay the whims of his child and all the drinks that Adrian's father wants.

Bert: When Adrian's Mother leaves Adrian, The situation becomes very bad. The father doesn't have a job, so they don't have any money neither to buy food or to pay the bills. Then Adrian needs to find money by himself, but he is too lazy to work so he decide to go and search for and old man who needs help, Bert. Bert is a very old man who has lots of money, however he's getting weak, that's why he asks Adrian for help. What the innocent Bert didn't know was that Adrian Mole's intention wasn't to help him, he's really purpose was to take money from him.
So Adrian Mole finally could get some money to buy his stuff: pornographic magazines, spot medicine, etc...
Bert needed lots of money to buy medicines, because he was very sick. So when the thief, Adrian, rob, Bert started to go broke, and broke, until he couldn't buy his medicines no more. Bert asked Adrian to please stop stealing from him, since his health was going down, but Adrian who was so cheap, didn't care about the honest man, so he still thieving money anyway.
All this mess produces in Bert a mental disorder which makes Bert marrie to a rich bitch

Barry: The Sad situation gets even worse with Barry. A kid without personality, who had a bad chilhood, because the he suffered violence from his parents. This familiar violence makes a violent behavior in Barry who steals everyday money from Adrian's pocket.
And now everyone will think "So Barry is such a bad kid" . But this is not true, the only reason why Barry Steals the money from Adrian is that Barry is so poor and he needs money to live.
His Parents left him alone 5 years ago, and since then, the poor Barry has been earning money in his own way. He had a thug life.

Adrian's Grandmother: She is the most powerful women in the hole London. She works at the mafia threating people at The Godfathers way, just like the movies. A regular day for her is going to the business and threatening them in order to get a good money. She's the most wanted criminal in the hole United Kingdom.
When she realizes that Barry is abusing from his grandson, she stops this situation returning to Adrian the money he had lost because of Barry.
After That no one knows where Barry is. He Disappeared.

Adrian: Is such a wear kid, he only cares about himself: his dick, his spot, his bike etc.... He wastes all his time sizing his own dick, and writing a stupid diary, so is definitely a nerd.
Everyone in the story hate him, just because he's such a ugly ass and his face is nasty. Even his supposed girlfriend "Pandora" dislike him, although, they go out together is that Pandora wants him to touch her breast even dough she doesn't have any. Pandora is actually a guy dress-up as a girl, but Adrian never figured that out because he is a retard !!!!What The Fuck!!!!!.
By The way, I have to say that Adrian's parents didn't want to have him, but Adrian's father had forgotten to use an anti conceptive, so Adrian was an accident. After Adrian was born, they had try to kill him several times, but it didn't work.